Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 08, 2018
A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.
Carrie: This town is so boring.
Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
by RonTexaco December 31, 2019
To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
by Hortongirl February 23, 2018
An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.
by Rub the chicken man! February 01, 2022
A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.
by Minlio August 02, 2020