Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024

EGG

An abbreviation used in online gaming. Meaning "extra good game", it is used for when GG is simply too boring.

*round ends*
Player 1: GG
Player 2: EGG
P1: WTF is EGG?
P2: extra good game, my dude
P1: Oh, okay. EGG then.

by Z1dan August 25, 2023

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

Egg Master

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.

That bird is a bloody egg master!

by Rub the chicken man! February 1, 2022

Yeaster Egg

When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.

Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.

by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021