Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.

kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

chinese ballsack burn

a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food

"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn

by bumlumps January 23, 2022

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Burn Bag

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.

That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.

by botch casually February 20, 2015

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020