Burger

It's a fucking burger, you humber rat

Little Timmy: Five Guys has some of my favorite burgers.

Abaddon, Angel of the Abyss: You're just like me frfr

by apol_lyon January 1, 2023

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

Beasting The Burger

The definition of shoving multiple MrBeast burgers up your rectal cavity for pleasure.

James: Yo how was it with Martha last night?
Marcus: We were totally Beasting The Burger!

by Marcusmastur January 11, 2023

Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.

Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.

by anonymous January 12, 2023

Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold

Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce

by anonymous July 10, 2023

monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

Pizza Burger Generation

These dang kids these days who... eat food? I don't really know to be honest. Just a thing the older generation says when referring to Gen-Z and millennials. Usually involves food in some way.

"I am so sick and tired of today's pizza burger generation!"

by headshotcraft August 5, 2023