You're am asshole!
by Imeanwelldayummm May 15, 2019

I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.
by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin
first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin
first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄
by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021


Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Jacob is being such an asshole
by Asian definitions August 19, 2017
