Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and
you dont. (drake snake)
THE END
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and
you dont. (drake snake)
THE END
by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024
Get the Drake Snakemug. by sosueme August 15, 2016
Get the breakfast snakemug. by dicktionary man January 19, 2018
Get the Snake dickmug. Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?
Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022
Get the Snakemug. The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
by EN34 July 27, 2016
Get the snakingmug. by boi if you dot get over here April 18, 2018
Get the snakemug. "Seeing Snakes"
1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.
2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.
2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."
2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
Get the Seeing Snakesmug.