Spam friend

Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:

1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.

2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.

3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.

I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!

by MargeX July 5, 2009

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

friend test

when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something.

dude, friend test!

by milleant January 27, 2011

mousie friend

a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.

last night i heard mousie friend!

by icebergler April 22, 2009

best friends

people who always have each other's backs

We're best friends, because we always have each other's backs.

by friendlovertimes1000000 November 22, 2009

Friend of Tummus

Someone who is so far in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.

Tom Cruise is such a closet case, he's a friend of tummus.

by thebergie February 25, 2010

Little friend

A way to refer to someone's penis without using the word itself.

Your little friend was great in bed last night.

by Know-it-all2005 June 11, 2016