No I don't need to learn anything

I haven't trained my self to do anything.

Hym "And no I don't need to learn anything. My way or death."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something

(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.

by i am not bree September 30, 2023

I... Don't care...

*Clarifying statement*

Hym "I... Don't care... I mean... You HAVE to know you're the exact same thing to me, right? I haven't lied about anything and this does nothing to solve my actual problem AND I'm not going to do that. So... Yeah, we win or we lose. We're a team now. Membership is mandatory."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2024

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

I don't speak gay

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

by I am Cul November 7, 2021

you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

by Tank Miller December 4, 2024