Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014

let the model work

Asshole corporate language for shut the fuck up and accept "the model".

John, you can't possibly have an opinion about how things are around here, you need to let the model work.

by Lexington Steele 2014 April 17, 2014

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

netflix and work

To secretly watch Netflix at work.

So glad my computer faces a window so that I can Netflix and Work.

by Fvolfrine October 5, 2016

I want to work with you

A euphemism for telling someone you intend to fuck them over somehow; as in a business arrangement.

"I know you already signed a lease with me, but let me change the terms of the agreement now; I want to work with you".

by Alpharezzer May 14, 2016

Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

aint no work

A Tennessee slang used for saying an object is not working.

Damn, my dirt bike aint no work

by Fox Gaming45 December 20, 2017