by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024
Get the Kanye Westmug. West Burlington, NC is where Walmart, Target, Holly Hill Mall, the best restaurants, and Alamance Crossing is. There's a whole lot to do here instead of being in boring downtown...and east Burlington where crackheads live.
by carolina336 February 12, 2021
Get the West Burlington, NCmug. Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024
Get the West Virginia Universitymug. by Delicate steve October 21, 2023
Get the west virginia waterfallmug. by AHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOO April 24, 2025
Get the Kanye Omari Westmug. Hym "The West is this deceptive rhetorical chain used by conservatives AND DESTINY (for some odd reason) and here's what it looks like: What is the west? The West is MY VALUES. What are you values? My incest cult. What is my incest cult? The deification of my own will and the moral monopoly the comes with it. So what they are doing here is 'defending' something several orders of magnitude in front of the thing they are actually trying to defend so THE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEFEND the thing they are really defending. Because they can't. Or they are afraid they might not be able to."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The Westmug. by ryanhigalamp October 6, 2016
Get the Saint Westmug.