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Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.
Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.
by BajanKing February 25, 2019
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Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
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Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts
Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.
by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023
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Twat

Offensively ignorant. Stupid to the extreme. Misleading people with their idiot advice usually with a flappy slappy vagina face
Elon Musk is a twat because he shilled the shit out of Dogecoin without understanding what a blocksize is. He had no concept of mining. Of course Bitcoin is bad for the environment. So are datacenters. And then he had to shill the shit out of Signal, a US honeypot operation. How are we going to catch terrorist now with everyone using Signal? Get it together man, you fucking twat
by Galaxy1337 August 9, 2022
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Twat faced

That is such a twat faced lie Stephen!!
by BaldRick77 November 2, 2023
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Twack Twat

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat
by Riot Craig January 24, 2018
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Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
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