turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.

I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!

by UnNaturalDisaster May 24, 2016

turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

by Binickle May 24, 2016

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016

yah yah nah turd

A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.

ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd

by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016