sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.

Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!

by SomeHuman21 April 19, 2018

I love trees

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..

Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..

by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023

meme tree

Where memes grow and are born.

We planted a meme tree and reaped it's bountiful internet-based subsistance.

by Examen November 30, 2017

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

Retard

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

by anonymous August 5, 2023

truffula tree

Truffula tree is the stupidest, most dyslexic person you will ever meet. They seem fine at first, but once you get to know them, they are the stupidest person ever. Also known as dyslexic and water buffalo.

What’s the tea on you and Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022