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Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.
I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!
by JQuavious January 19, 2024
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Rusty

something that looks old/ something on something old/ a cat from the Warriors book series
That thing is so old, it’s getting Rusty!
Ew, that thing has rusty stuff on it!
Rusty didn’t know he was going to live in the forest.
by a definitioner January 20, 2024
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Rusty

something old/ something that makes old stuff look different from being old/ a cat from the warriors book series
That thing is old and Rusty!
Ew, that thing has old rusty stuff on it!
Rusty didn’t know he was going to live in the forest.
by a definitioner January 20, 2024
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Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.
-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!
by Asshole11 February 6, 2024
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Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
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Rusty Wallace

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.

Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.

We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
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Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.
Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.
by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023
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