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Banana ear stomping

During a threesome involving specifically two women and one man, while the man is having casual banana ear sex with one of the females, the other begins stomping the mans penis into the other females ear.
Whilst having ear sex with Allie her friend Julie and her wicked ta-tas showed up. We decided to try banana ear stomping. It didnt go so well, so we tried some armpit post nibbling.
by Tostephilarm October 4, 2008
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banana boat

When a woman rides (sex)a man on top so hard that she falls off of him just like riding a banana boat pulled by a speed boat on the lake.
by J. Andrew B. July 26, 2007
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Bake Banana Muffins

Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.
Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
by Upsidedowncakefiend September 15, 2010
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banana nut muffin

a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)
I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.
by Elliot the Dragon December 16, 2008
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Banana Cream Pie

Banana cream pie is the act of putting a banana in your female partners vagina, along with your penis, then proceeding to have intercourse until the banana has a warm mushy texture. After banana has reached desired texture the male ejaculates into partners vagina. After ejaculate and banana mush have mixed, the female then begins to ride the face of the male partner until she climaxes. As female climaxes she then proceeds to void the contents of her vagina along with her ejaculate into male partners mouth. Thus creating a banana cream pie. Banana cream pie can then be shared and passed back and forth into each other mouths swallowing small portions between each pass and adding saliva; if desired.
“I really think she is the one, we shared a banana cream pie the the other day and it was magical!”
by Barry McKokkiner March 16, 2021
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banana nana face

a middle age man who refuses to have even facial hair.
by John 124234237 August 4, 2008
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Fried Purple Banana

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!
Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.

Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.

A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
by THENINJA!!!! WHo knows people! November 25, 2010
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