russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.

Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!

russian socking by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

Cummy Socks 

Socks used to ejaculate into that are now crusty from dried-cum.

I accidentally put on cummy socks this morning getting ready for work!

Cummy Socks by johnny_cumsocks August 6, 2011

Seattle SockJob 

You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it.

Seattle SockJob by tennrattler February 27, 2003

tube socks 

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!

OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~

tube socks by tessasarah January 10, 2009

Nice Socks 

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.

"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.

Nice Socks by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018

sockfucking 

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

sockfucking by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

socks for Christmas 

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.

"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer

socks for Christmas by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008