While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
Get the one sock, two shoes cruisemug. When people pull their socks over their sweatpants thus creating socks over sweats. People like this tend to have large penises
by BigDarrel May 29, 2020
Get the socks over sweatsmug. by Bookie April 26, 2004
Get the sock rockinmug. by Rhoknows October 1, 2021
Get the Wet sockmug. A sleepover:
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
Get the sock phonemug. "Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018
Get the Sausage sockmug. When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022
Get the The sock gamemug.