Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

Snake

The old Taylor swift wasn’t a snake, it’s just the new her and we all know it will fade. She’s already been 'exposed' by the kardashions last year.

Girl, did you see taytay's reputation music video, she is such a snake, LITERALLY

by MidnightAlien April 23, 2018

Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.

dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister

by sean88 December 10, 2011

Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.

PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"

by 4:20 Braised steak it June 1, 2014

Milkshake Snake

As in same as being a milkshake duck but this milkshake is a bad man you should never have trusted that is a total wanker, a loser that pretended to be boyfriend material.

Person 1: I'm not with Roger anyone,

person 2: another milkshake Snake, huh?

by 4a1000years June 17, 2018