social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2013

Social Ammunition

Information learned from Internet websites that can be shared with friends and used as conversation starters. Showing off how much one knows about what is popular on the Internet and knowing what is currently going 'viral'. This information becomes 'social ammunition' when it is used outside of the Internet.

Jonny is always on the Internet finding stories to use as social ammunition when we have coffee.

He is always the first to find funny YouTube videos and links to interesting things.

by BessieBoop October 20, 2013

Social Banter

Social banter is jokingly making fun of a friend in a nice way n a social environment

When someone walks in late - "You're late!" "Oh the social banter"

by Robert_345 June 12, 2012

Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.

"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."

by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012

Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011

social nonsecurity

Describes the Ponzi scheme younger workers support through forced payroll deductions. Because these deductions reduce their income, they are less able to save for their own retirement.

Heather: Last year I paid 5K into social nonsecurity!

Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.

by TheCricket March 4, 2011

Social Arson

The reckless act of "Playing with Fire" as applied to a social or romantic context.

When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.

by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011