When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
The result of an explosive shart in which one's junk is covered is fecal matter, thus creating Rusty Gear.
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.
I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?
by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024
It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!
by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
When hitting it from behind, stick all five fingers in the butt. Then proceed to place them in the mouth of your partner.
Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"
Think of it as a giant "rusty fish hook"
Fucking this skank from behind and got shid on all my fingers then stuck them in they mouth and said you got the rusty dragline
by Mastersh8ke October 06, 2021
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013