Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.

Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"

by therealsemechki January 9, 2024

purple salmon

When you slap someone so hard with a salmon they get bruises.

My dad gave me a purple salmon.

by German Bebe December 10, 2019

Purpled

Best gamer man ever (real not fake)

Person1: "Wow you're almost as good at bedwars as purpled"
Person2: "Damn right I am"

by L3x13 January 17, 2022

purpl

another term for a homosexual

“James! Look at that purpl over there!”

by CallMePurpl August 1, 2021

Purple Skittles

A condom....

“Lets get some purple skittles for tonight”
“aight bet”

by thenewiverson December 12, 2020

purple nurple

a bad herpes sore on the lip or nose

Jim said, "Yo' man, did you see Mike's purple nurple today!?"
Heather replied, "Hell yeah, I would've never guessed him for herps."

by T7B December 23, 2009

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021