clean porn

a waste of your time waste of your time

"What's clean porn?"
"….a waste of your time"

by Danny Avendale April 01, 2015

political porn

A form of political propaganda and communism seen in the news. Political porn also refers to a few controversial news networks such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. A few examples of political porn on these networks include things such as communism, political correctness, political incorrectness, bureaucracy, dictatorship, immigration, President Trump, travel ban, NASA missions to the Moon or Mars or Jupiter and discovering new planets and science, World War III, Great Depression II, and future US states such as Puerto Rico, Cuba, Bahamas, Jamaica, and Long Island. CNN and other networks use this political porn to brainwash Americans into thinking that this stuff is "politically correct" when it's not. Political porn is bad for Americans as it is for modern society.

Dad: I'm going to watch CNN for an hour so I can see what's going on in the news.
20 Year Old Son: Don't watch that! CNN is political porn!
Dad: What's political porn?
20 Year Old Son: It's the many lies of the news in the world like CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
Dad: Well I need to find out what's going on in America.
20 Year Old Son: Then watch ABC News, NBC News, PIX 11, or Sarcasm News Tonight. Don't watch the Communist News Network!
Dad: What's the Communist News Network?
20 Year Old Son: CNN!
Dad: Ok then, I won't watch political porn.

by mattysponge1999 October 03, 2019

Whale Porn Enthusiast

Someone who watches whale or other aquatic animals perform sexual acts.

Jake loves going to the aquarium, he must be a Whale Porn Enthusiast.

by ILikeGoldDragons April 06, 2017

Porn Website Spammer

Retarded men who think being a women makes them track to for an example
CUMPUSSY.io
Or some shit like that

Porn website spammer: the girl cumasspussy.io really loves your videos

Normal commenter 1: eww go away nigger nobody likes you
Normal commenter 2: yeah I agree go away stupid fag
YouTube: ignores the porn site comment
YouTube: reports the 2 normal commenters for no reason

by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 21, 2022

The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched

Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again

by Tim The Wise June 12, 2021

porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.

Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.

by WhatsUpper August 24, 2010

creepy porn president

Creepy porn president aka Donald Trump, who had sex with a horseface porn star without a condom while having a newborn four-month-old son at home. This made soft porn model Melania officially a cuckquean.

Jimmy: Yo! Did you see that creepy porn president trynna kiss a bride in front of her groom?

Randy: Yaa, bro! That groom is a mega cuck.
Jimmy: You mean maga cuck!
Randy: lul

by darkedge008 August 31, 2019