mom burn

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.

teen; do you love me mom?

mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while

teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned

by dontshootiamyou March 11, 2007

Soccer mom

A woman who has and or enjoys receiving a foot in her vagina is a soccer mom.

She took all five toes and then some what a soccer mom!

by Scumlovenbeaver June 3, 2010

your mom

A fat fucking bitch that nobody likes so they make fun of her.

Andrew: What are you doing right now?
Ashley: YOUR MOM, WHORE.

by Ashleys Lover December 28, 2005

your mom

a phrase small children often say because they think its funny.

Little Timmy responded to Ms.Wingnut's question by saying "your mom" and the entire 3rd grade class laughed their immature asses off"

by LATERALUS October 9, 2004

Your Mom

The most overly used word. EVER.

Jim- Hey! where is that plate?
Jerry- Your Mom!

by your moms a plate! April 2, 2010

Mercedes Mom

A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible

Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom

by Pjh412 September 22, 2017

Mom Balls

When your a grown man still living at home and hide out when uncomfortable family or social situations occur, and then have your mom fight your battles or speak for you. Thereby utilizing your Mom Balls.

Johnny did not like what his sister said, but instead of confronting her directly, he sent his mom in to do his speaking for him, using his Mom Balls.

by Pooka Babes May 5, 2012