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John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022
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Gorgeous john

The man, the myth, the legend. Professional beaver hunter, don’t forget to keep the lemonade.
I wonder what happened to gorgeous John”
“He went out hard”
by Beanjuice52 September 1, 2022
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John Ryoo

A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.
Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!
by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022
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John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.
"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across
by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022
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john dinkleberry

Typically a very fast, sexy man who could tackle the economy, his blue hair makes even Theresa’s look awful
by Nan slayers May 1, 2022
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john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy
John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022
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John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.
Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"
by Hvovi January 6, 2022
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