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john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.
If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"
by TheEradicator May 28, 2018
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alvie john

A person with a profound personality. Man and women just can't resist the temptation to approach this person. As a he, he is a sexy beast with an undeniable enticing odor. He is as seductive as one can be! As a she, she is an erotic entity who is free from anything. She can be heartless from time to time and that doesn't stop there! Her being considerate makes people owe a lot to her.
People love making out with Alvie John.
by crisbounder619 November 4, 2012
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John Snow

Person 1: John Snow king in the north
Bran: Did you mean Aegon Targaryen
by StefanDB September 7, 2017
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John Kyle

The way of calling someone a donut
GUY 1:You John Kyle!!
GUY 2:Did you just bloody call me a donut?!?!
by THE WEE June 2, 2023
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John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.
Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO
by johndeVairo December 17, 2019
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John Kingsley

John Kingsley,a guy that is totally stunning with an undiminishing smile and has an amazing personality, every girl is attracted to him and if you are able to catch a John Kingsley they will love and care for you as well as always be there for you.
If you ever meet a John Kingsley in person, you'll realize that they are extremely gorgeous and easy to talk to and they can be funny at times but well disciplined, their voices are so melodious that's why their work with God is very unique.
Girl 1; omg your boyfriend is sooo cute.
Girl2: I know his name is John Kingsley, he has a nice smile.
Girl1: I don't think he ever gets angry.

Woman: I would want my child to be like John Kingsley, such a devoted boy with angelic voice.
by Jaykay🎖️🎖️ February 6, 2020
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john hines

He is the goat, grinds on the off days and he is committed to Alabama. Everyone wants to be like him, but you can’t because he is John Hines
Woah that kid is sick and very cool; He must be a john hines.John hines is a icon-living and will never not be one
by Mccrobie December 1, 2019
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