Suck my dick

When this bitch eat yo dick

Suck my dick bitch u a eater

by Slob master July 24, 2019

Vampire dick sucking

Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients

Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice

Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke

by Le bass wuber March 19, 2018

suck me up

when some one say shut the hell up you say suck me up

Victim- shut up
You- suck me up

by Scottdale December 20, 2007

Suck My Eggs

1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!

by Smith Hall Posse' May 2, 2007

Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

Suck your mum

A term used by the poorly educated underclass of Britain to cause offense, although its difficult to imagine quite which part of 'your mum' you're supposed to 'suck'.

Oi! What you chattin shit about? Go suck your mum!

by Nanna_MoOn September 27, 2008

Sucking some D

Sucking some mean cock, primarily used around minors for ambiguity.

I just had a five-some and I was sucking some D.

by Mat ROSS July 11, 2009