Golden bambino

When one gets urinated on by another person who has syphilis.

That girl at the bar last night totally have me a golden bambino!

by Crustmonk June 1, 2017

Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024

Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

golden sake

Piss from a Japanese girl.

Last night my Jap girlfriend gave me a shot of her golden sake.

by Pepe99 May 31, 2016

Your Golden person

Your golden person isn’t any regular person,They are the happiness of fresh young love unfolding in all its marvelous glory. The happiness a heart can always see. It’s the kind of color that’s exciting and loud, without being angry or overwhelming. Your gold is like feeling the warm sunshine on your skin. It tastes like putting a whole lemon in your mouth; your lips puckering up, eyes clenched, a sharp taste on your tongue, giving you goosebumps all over your arms. It’s the feeling of running your hand over wild sunflowers, the petals soft, yet sturdy. It sounds like birds chirping early in the morning, singing their happy tunes. It’s the music of bees buzzing plant to plant, on a warm afternoon, spreading life. Yellow is happy & peaceful. It’s a type of color that says “all is right with the world & I am content with life”.

“Every time I see them I can feel warmth spread through my chest”

“You’ve met your golden person”

by Dxvilz April 17, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large container intended for water filled with human urine.

Person 1: So I went into the bathroom, and the bathtub was just full of piss.
Person 2: Woah, it was a golden sea!

by Fexxis April 1, 2024