Ghosted

To set the stage:

There is a guy or girl bent over or standing, holding open a gaper "any hole" if it isn't self-gaped already, and the other inserts an object into the gape without thouching.

Obama: where did nuke # 317,678 go last week?

Cartman: you haven't heard Mr President? Trump ghosted the election up Hillary's campaign.

by Andorifthen June 30, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Ghost rider

Someone who sleeps with you and immediately disappears into the night.

Girl #1 - “Damn he didn’t ghost you did he?!”
Girl #2 - “Worse... he was a ghost rider...”

by thebronchwhisperer March 30, 2022

ghosting bitch

Somebody who has ghosted you more then one time without reason

"dude stacy is such a ghosting bitch, this is the 2nd time this year"
"yeah fuck her dude shes nothing but a Alabama hot pocket"

by i-was-bored December 13, 2021

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019