facebook sensitive

when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.

you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.

by kmb513 February 22, 2011

Facebook Whore

When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.

Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!

Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.

Me: You Facebook whore...

by xMuz September 7, 2011

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.

A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.

by Villies August 4, 2013

Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.

Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.

by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011

Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.

Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed

by DJCitrix February 24, 2013

Facebook relationship

A couple where both partners obsessively use Facebook and only contact each other through this website.

John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship

by laxgurl28 May 20, 2012