Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.
Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
by Observer9 October 14, 2011
Get the Facebook Celebritymug. Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.
dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"
by ellare April 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Calendarmug. When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
by xMuz September 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Whoremug. A couple where both partners obsessively use Facebook and only contact each other through this website.
John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
by laxgurl28 May 20, 2012
Get the Facebook relationshipmug. Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.
Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.
Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.
Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.
by gackslayer January 19, 2011
Get the Facebook Loiterermug. the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona
Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!
by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011
Get the Facebook retouchingmug. When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010
Get the Take it to Facebookmug.