Facebook Republican

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.

Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.

by Deadfella May 28, 2012

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

Facebook Whore

When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.

Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!

Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.

Me: You Facebook whore...

by xMuz September 7, 2011

Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

by justincolt May 4, 2011

Facebook Bunny

A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.

"So yeah Connie became my facebook bunny now because she used my facebook to send a message once."

by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009

Facebook Humping

When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.

For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.

by WBMike July 3, 2012

facebook superstar

when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.

Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar

by mcstuffin March 4, 2011