When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
by xMuz September 7, 2011
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And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.
These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.
by Boywithadick July 29, 2012
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Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.
Girl: I'm deleting you.
Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
by Deadfella May 28, 2012
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John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship
by laxgurl28 May 20, 2012
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That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.
by justincolt May 4, 2011
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by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011
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by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009
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