Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 13, 2021

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

homework candy

Slang for Adderall. Every college student's best friend when writing a paper in one night.

"You sure you can finish that paper tonight?"
"Yeah dude, I'll take a homework candy and bust it out no problem"

by drfunk441 March 9, 2021

Derp Candy

Someone on discord

Derp Candy tried to eat my foot

by Derp Candy March 11, 2021

Sky candy

Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy

On January second the sky looked like sky candy

by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

shadow candy fanclub

The coolest fanclub to ever exist

shadow candy fanclub is yes

by totally not mox January 30, 2021