Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Burn Bag

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.

That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.

by botch casually February 20, 2015

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

chinese ballsack burn

a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food

"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn

by bumlumps January 23, 2022

Burn Dog

Cigarette, smoking , having a cigarette especially when you are drunk and having a good time.

hey Megan, order me another vodka soda, I'm gonna step out for a burn dog.

by OkayRadd December 8, 2025

Alexa Burns

A woman who is bisexual, enjoys lying, and eating hot chips.

"Oh my god, she's acting like Alexa Burns"
"Yeah, I gave him the ol' Alexa Burns"

by DopeNopeScope March 3, 2024

global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn

We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning

by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017