apple

Fruit of fucking evil

Apples are red,
Berries are blue,
this makes no sense and so do you to.

by Megarboh March 26, 2017

falling apples

The term describing the action of a male's testes to drop and become further away from his body. #delaneylovesdick

"His apples are falling." The falling apples described refer to dropping testes.

by babybaby6969 March 30, 2017

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

Flat-apple

A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.

Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it

by Okokpkokejenkd May 19, 2017

squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple

I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.

by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017