internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.
man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!
by rosefreckles August 10, 2020
Get the internet friend mug.while facebook stalking, to click on another person's friend. while on this new person's profile, clicking on one of their friends, and so on and so forth. may be a mutual friend or a stranger.
by am.11 May 21, 2011
Get the friend hop mug.Noun - Excessive friends on Facebook that you really wish you did not have:
1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.
2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.
3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.
1. Friends that you accidentally accepted but do not unfriend because you do not want to hurt their feelings.
2. Friends who feed an excessive number of posts to your home page.
3. The hundreds of excess friends that you never talk to or otherwise hear from.
I put all of my spam friends into a single group on Facebook. Now I can be offline to them all the time!
by MargeX July 5, 2009
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even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet
even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet
by fuckvalorant March 14, 2022
Get the online friends mug.When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."
"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
Get the friend-failed mug.This type of person is someone that you find yourself very close to but only realize that they don’t totally measure up of what u thought they were. You find yourself always talking having fun but they drop you instantly without a reason Similar to fake
Bruh. She is such a toxic friend for not making the effort to talk to me even though I am always trying to be there.
by DAREAL1 December 6, 2019
Get the Toxic friend mug.Term used by the sexually frustrated to describe when their friend rejects their sexual or romantic advances, thereby leaving them with friendship and nothing "more". Also known as friendship, with the added awkwardness of you wanting to have sex with them and them not wanting to have sex with you.
Note: when used with a negative connotation, this can make you seem like a jerk who is only interested in your friend for sex; use with caution if you wish to salvage said friendship.
Note: when used with a negative connotation, this can make you seem like a jerk who is only interested in your friend for sex; use with caution if you wish to salvage said friendship.
"Ugh, I asked Cindy if she wanted to hook up, but she totally friend zoned me."
"Okay, but you're still friends, right?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to stop picturing her naked."
"Okay, but you're still friends, right?"
"Yeah, I'll just have to stop picturing her naked."
by chicgeeknicole November 20, 2016
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