frosty salad

When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair

"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"

by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery October 21, 2015

noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game

by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016

Deviled egg salad

When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.

Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 5, 2022

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017