When you get sloppy drunk and think it'd be real clever to write some irresponsible, hateful, or degrading things on the internet for all to see. This could also include pictures and usually involves a couple of conniving friends.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
The drunken mishaps are usually forgotten until a year or so later when someone puts an urbandictionary.com status game on Facebook.
Person- I'm a real asshole when I drink sometimes, I can take 'drunk publish' to a whole other level.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
Person 2- Pity you usually forget.
by Lady of the Valley February 4, 2010
Get the drunk publishmug. A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
by i tried T^T May 1, 2020
Get the candy-drunkmug. A body shot, in which alcohol is poured in a man's foreskin. Is sometimes also refered/ called 'Brother Tom is drowning'
by Büldr September 26, 2022
Get the Drunk Friarmug. When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
by Eushshtb July 30, 2023
Get the Safe Drunk Drivingmug. by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
Get the Irish men get drunk and play with their junkmug. by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017
Get the One-beer drunkmug. when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
Get the drunk santamug.