Someone who thinks they are the best of the best, usually having glasses, and bullies everyone but gets away with it because usually they are a teachers pet.
by GG123_1 February 6, 2023

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.
"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021

A nerd is someone who is smarter than you. Usually they use the knowledge to be smart asses. Over that they grow to actually be successful.
Bully: Your a fucking nerd ass ding dong man
Nerd: Wrong use of your its you're and cussing is so unoriginal. Also where's you punctuation?
Bully: You're a nerd man!
Nerd: That's better!
Nerd: Wrong use of your its you're and cussing is so unoriginal. Also where's you punctuation?
Bully: You're a nerd man!
Nerd: That's better!
by Imbluedabbadeedabadie March 2, 2018

Making out at sonic
by Jamees August 13, 2016

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....
by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019
