Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

by Vaksej November 8, 2021

safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017

i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017

Fuck-niggary

The actions that stuck nigga take.

Bobby stole from me, he was on some real fuck-niggary.

by Kiddbuu July 15, 2023

FUCKING IDIOT

Aleks Teach

Person 1: Did you see that guy over there, Aleks Teach? he's such a FUCKING IDIOT

by aleksteach September 22, 2023

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.

Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.

by snilly March 10, 2011

Fuck

When you shove your Dick inside a insignificant female's pussy
When you do it to your main bitch, it's just sex

John: "You see that Bitch over there?"
Cooper: "Yeah..."
John: "She's ugly as shit."
Cooper: "Hey, I fucked her, she was pretty good!"

by Jamal Quandale the Third January 26, 2023