its fucking christmas

hohoho, bitch

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch

by fucking santa November 1, 2021

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

A fuck

Noun. An incompetent person who lacks in intelligence, situational awareness, and common sense.

Typically a lazy, entitled, and ignorant.

Joe Blow couldn’t do anything right, Joe is a fuck.

Sammy Shithead is a lazy fuck.

You suck, you’re a fuck.

by Darrel Dipshit June 23, 2022

Fuck-knuckle

A more poignant or harsher word for the abusing the common wanker/tryhard/yuppie douche-canoe

You're porno movies are on the shelf next to that fuck-knuckle with his shirty goatee in the corner

by Marty's ass September 25, 2020

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

by RoJo75 December 13, 2020

Fuck

A word to say during sex or In pain

(When during sex add ‘me’ at the end)

*Bowling ball falls on foot*
Me: FUCK

by anonymous June 2, 2020

Fuck it, we ball

When you discard the obvious common sense to do something completely irrational yet somewhat unfathomably based/bold

Person 1: bro help me take this boss down

Person 2: wtf bro we just got sm shit on us, we can't risk it
Person 1: stfu bro it's him or us he called us swifties
Person: fuck it, we ball

by Lulozze May 12, 2024