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fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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sandhills fucking iecc

something a riverrail signaller says when they are on duty
Signaller: “Sandhills fucking iecc what do u fuckin want”
Driver: “red signal green pls”
by speaks the real truth April 30, 2021
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TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.
Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022
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Fuck flex

A fuck it attitude then you flex with confidence
Dude Kayla just did three shots before her meeting what a fuck flex
by Potatoju September 7, 2021
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Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.
by Blaine November 4, 2021
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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