Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

zucc-fucking

When you offer to videotape you and her having sex with her phone for her OnlyFans account, but instead live-stream it from her Facebook account so she gets put in Facebook jail and can no longer advertise her OnlyFans.

"She's so hot..."

"Yeah, but she kept advertising her OnlyFans on Facebook, so I went on a date with her and ended up Zucc-Fucking her good."

by BilboSpaceBagginz September 19, 2020

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

Fuck sack

When you have more than one fuck to give. You need a fuck sack.

And/or
A sleeping bag you fuck in.

Let me just check how many fucks I give in my fuck sack.

Hey gurl, wanna get in my fuck sack?

by Yeahroyson December 28, 2017

Fuck on Borrowed Time

Phrase - to stay up late for sex knowing that you will regret it the next day when you are sleep-deprived.

After the concert last night, Dave and I decided to fuck on borrowed time! I know it was a weeknight, but he is so good in bed!

by Estel95 September 29, 2021

Fuck noff

A combination of fuck no and fuck off.

Person 1(The instigator): "Hey, you look mad. Do you want a hug?"

Person 2: "Fuck noff!"

by ShadowStarling November 3, 2022

National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020