Twat Tuah

When a dude spits on a woman’s pussy to get it lubed up before having sex.

Yea baby I’m gonna twat tuah and spit on yo pussy!

by Spicy Mukbang December 11, 2025

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

Twat flaubber

Broken rubber band

I couldn't finish my hair cause the twat flaubber hit me in the face!

by Twatflaubber July 21, 2015

sizzling twat

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.

The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.

by Fluffy Orange Princess April 24, 2018

Twat

Aka Donald Trump / Boris Johnson etc

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!

by The urban project September 15, 2020

Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018