John martek

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone

"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"

by Truckrice January 24, 2018

homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.

C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.

by Daryl2 December 3, 2020

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 13, 2010

john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

john ownes

A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.

“Hey did you hear abo-“
“John Ownes.” Interrupted the man.

by Funnyman January 10, 2021

Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021