tree id

some fucked up person in nyc decided trees need ids

person 1: did you check it's id?
person 2: what the fuck is a tree id?

by nclguy01 October 23, 2023

alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.

Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair

by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

tree limb

It's a game where u climb on the person closest to you.

Hey, I dare you to play tree limb on that person.

by Me.MooCow June 4, 2017

Tree creeper

tree creeper nigga bushmonkey black inc all mean the same thing which is rasicst for a black person

Oi u fuckking tree creeper get the fuck here now

by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008

tree chaser

tree chaser- a girl or guy that despite their small stature only pursues those that are much taller than them.

Bro your sister is a tree chaser she's 5’2” and she's out here trying to hook up with guys that are 6’0” +

by Blue Brick April 13, 2022

Rockefeller tree

Nothing. It doesn't exist. It is only a tree. Definitely didn't transport eleven kids across the multiverse and it most certainly didn't grow legs and start walking around New York City while shooting lightning out of it. It is only a tree in New York City

"That Rockefeller Guy sure is swell! :D He should invent trees or smth idk"
"Yeah, it could be a rockefeller tree or somthing"

by xX_sexgod3000_Xx March 4, 2023