truffula tree

Truffula tree is the stupidest, most dyslexic person you will ever meet. They seem fine at first, but once you get to know them, they are the stupidest person ever. Also known as dyslexic and water buffalo.

What’s the tea on you and Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Tree

Large leafy green thing

Dude have u seen those large leafy green things? Yah they are called trees stupid

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

Tree Spirit

Spirits that are engraved into tree that only exist on St.Simons Island.

“The tree spirit over there is looking at me weird.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

funny trees

weed

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol

by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019