rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.
I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.
by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009
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Rusty horseshoe

The sexual act of using a foot to perform intercourse with a woman's vagina while she is menstruating.
She was raggin', so I gave her a rusty horseshoe.
by Living_dead_gurrrl July 06, 2017
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Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.
The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.
by Sir Steve January 19, 2019
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rusty bowl

When you pull your dick out of an anus and you see that they have diarrhea.
It's a rusty bowl, alright.
by rustybowl November 26, 2017
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Rusty Cogwasher

A person who prefers to give BJs after the other person has finished their exercise or workout routine - imgur
Your mom's s Rusty Cogwasher after that sweaty workout.
by Zipflopohmygod June 09, 2021
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Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.
I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.
by Pineapple trombone March 06, 2018
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rusty powerline

When you stick it in the asshole and take it out and there is shit on your dick
by Oakley December 02, 2015
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