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Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.
My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.
by CGHDun December 1, 2021
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Rusty

A Gay ass motherfucker that can’t keep his dick in his pants. If you see or meet a Rusty don’t be friends with him or get on his nerves. He usually gets pissed off easily so get off his dick. (If he has one) Rusty always has a girl best friend that has a lot in common. Sometimes people that know him say he’s to gay to function. Many girls like him but it’s to bad because he has the most gayest name in the world. But a lot of guys want to be him
Damn it’s to bad Rusty’s gay
by Layla jay January 28, 2020
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Rusty

He’s just a gay motherfucker with a small dick
Damn rusty has a small dick
by Layla jay January 28, 2020
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Rusty Hawsepipe

When you don't listen to instructions well

Rubber ear
He gave her the rusty hawsepipe on being instructed what to do.
by Steeatsea March 28, 2020
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Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.
"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."
by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 21, 2020
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Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020
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Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts
by superhotkarl March 7, 2020
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