Max

Max is the type of boy that can’t actually drive legally even though he still drives and it bothers him when girls wear hats when they don’t usually wear hats. He also thinks he’s funny when he makes jokes

Did you see what that boy did he’s such a max

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Max

Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.

'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'

by quiteanaveragegf August 13, 2022

max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

Max Design Pro

A channel about a sloth-looking monkey named Max. The channel had milked the Roblox chicken nugget meme.

It is also the Skibidi Toilet for Twitter (currently X).

Max Design Pro is the new Skibidi Toilet.

by Itz KittyPinkiez July 7, 2024

Max

The sexy man if u find you must date because he could shred you if he fucks you little pussy

Hey have you seen max he destroyed jasmine in the bed it was sooooo hot.

by Sexymax4335 November 24, 2021

Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.

God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...

by Mothica January 29, 2022

max kirkby

If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”

Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!

by Olly Freeman November 24, 2021