bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

Horse Girl

A girl who thinks horses are pretty

My girlfriend is such a horse girl

by ThebigTp November 25, 2021

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 25, 2024

Horse

This word is what truly defines are good peacock friend, he who shall not be named for the sake of anonymity. He treats horses like his drugs, someone get him some neigh-cotine for his addiction.

"Look at him, he is so horse."

by glazemaster69 January 20, 2025

Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022