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social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
by dboys194 May 4, 2016
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Social media

A: Hey, have you seen Donald Trump recently?
B: No, I spend most of my time on Social media.
by crossworder January 12, 2021
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social rejection

blue haired liberals, jiafei accounts, "the boyzzz", social credit mfs, people who use twitter as an information site
person a: hey is that person a social rejection?
person b: they are *what was listed above* so yeah
by xi—..! January 5, 2022
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social hacker

Hey social hackers somebody who friends you or goes about collecting your information off of Facebook and then press on the innocent customer give her the password and username and password through the belief in something foolish is love or trust might exist in the world and then screws you the fuck over and takes everything you have
Did you hear about sis yeah she gave her information to that social hacker, and lost everything. I heard that tune tune before.

Social hackers prey upon the innocence of even the smartest and naivest of people, really want to know somebody’s password just asking for is that simple. Nine times out of 10 I’ll give it to you.
by Al3y / Allley October 15, 2022
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Social

1-Ser vivo de pequenas dimensões e reduzida força física, que está no linear entre ser um puto nerd e querer ser fixe. Pode ser identificado à distância pela sua franja hedionda, calções/calças de fato de treino e os seus tradicionais brincos. Tem uma inteligência reduzida e grita quando está nervoso.

2- Luís Miguel Fernandes.

3- Que usa brincos.

4- Que se parece com Luís Miguel Fernandes

5- Que quer ser como Luís Miguel Fernandes.
1- Lá vai o social a tentar tripar com um guna.

2- O social gritou com o Paulo após perder no CS:GO.
3- Aquele gajo acha que é o social.

4- Olha ali o Luís armado em social.
5- O Arthur comeu a mãe do social.
by Giga Gordo October 2, 2020
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Social fellatio

The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"
Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!
by BTheOne January 11, 2014
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