ninja snow 

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail

The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...

ninja snow by grisslebone April 25, 2011

alabama snow blower 

The act of ejaculating inside of a cherry show cone and then giving it to the first redneck you come across

Homre 1: yo when I gave my girl that snow cone she had no idea i gave it an alabama snow blower

alabama snow blower by PAPA HARRISON June 8, 2016

alaskan snow cone 

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile

Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."

alaskan snow cone by Nattygainz April 7, 2017

Alaskan snow globe 

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.

Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night

Alaskan snow globe by JediMasterJack April 4, 2020

Canadian Snow Sled 

A Canadian Snow Sled is when you cum on her belly then drag your dick through it down to her pussy before you put it in

She told me she wanted some Northern hospitality so I gave her a Canadian Snow Sled

Canadian Snow Sled by CrazyItalian December 6, 2020

Alaskan Snow Blower 

When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

Alaskan Snow Blower by Snortinlinesbangindimes September 26, 2022

blood snow 

Blood Snow: a mixture of semen and blood that can be used to truly round off your redwings… sometimes caused by anal poundings or hard raw dogging.

Damn that girl was so freaky. I shot my load and then she licked that blood snow off my cock…

blood snow by Sickandtwisted April 13, 2023