alaskan snow cone

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile

Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."

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Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.

Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night

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A Canadian Snow Sled is when you cum on her belly then drag your dick through it down to her pussy before you put it in

She told me she wanted some Northern hospitality so I gave her a Canadian Snow Sled

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When you put coke on a girls ass, shove it in with your dick and she farts it up your nose

Me and Sloan did an Alaskan snow blower last night and that was the best high of my life.

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Blood Snow: a mixture of semen and blood that can be used to truly round off your redwings… sometimes caused by anal poundings or hard raw dogging.

Damn that girl was so freaky. I shot my load and then she licked that blood snow off my cock…

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When you pick up a stripper and do a line of coke from her pussy to her asshole then plow her.

Dude, I took Tiffany home from the bar and she let me plow the snow.

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Females face on the ground, holding her by the ankles, pushing her around the room.

"I was fucking her so good I grabbed her by the ankles and gave her a Northern Kentucky Snow Plow!"

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